Note on Ordering (Makeshift FAQ)

Every few weeks, I receive a frantic or confused email about one of the things below.

Please read this and don't email me about it. Thanks.

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Q: Help! I just paid for an album and there's no download link!

A: Relax! I know. I manually verify every order. You'll get your album within a few days (usually hours).

Q: Why do you use Euros? I'm American. America is the best country ever. Use dollars.

A: No. America is not the best country every. Regardless, PayPal can handle Euro, even if

you only have US dollars in your account - it will automatically convert and tell you the rates

and amounts before you send the payment. For reference, you can see the euro <-> dollar rate here.

Or, for quick reference, 10 Euro is about 13 American Dollars.

Note: Due to extraordinary amounts of whining, all albums released after Feb. 2007 are priced in US Dollars.

Q: I love you, Sparky. Where can I get in touch to profess my love?

A: I'm glad you love me.

EMail: sparky@cloud9nine.net

Q: I'm related to Bill Gates. Where can I send you an ungodly large amount of money?

A: PayPal is paypal -at- cloud9nine -dot- net.